Yep, I was looking at the Clifton's menu and thinking that today some convict would file a lawsuit and probably win if they were forced to eat that kind of diet. Shoot, maybe that's what we ought to do. My next book may be the "Civil War Zone" Diet. I may make a fortune selling special "Diet Duff" and "Low-carb Salt Horse." I could bill the diet as "Good enough to subdue the South and good enough for you!"